28th September 2010
OMG, just watching 'Cherry Goes Dating' and was about to ask you to find me a partner by my 40th birthday next year (July 2nd 2011)......anyway, I don't want to judge but that Esther is f%&*$£ng bonkers! I would really love your help cos I'm super busy and never meet anyone in North Devon...BUT I don't want to look like a black widow spider like poor old Esther...what a loon. That poor bloke I am cringing as I write this...
Anyway, so am approaching my 40th year and really am fed up with my rubbish relationship history. My family and friends say I'm too picky which is ironic considering I have dated an 18 year old Star Wars fan who I 'chose' because he was wearing an Elvis Presley belt buckle, was married to a hillbilly with a pick up truck in the USA and have recently dated a one legged porn star...guess I'm picky in my own special way. I like the format of 'Cherry goes...' and you seem supportive and non-judgemental with a GSOH thrown in (er, I'm not hitting on you...yet). Can you help pleeeeze?